Proverbs 30 GW
1. The words of Agur, son of Jakeh. Agur’s prophetic revelation. This man’s declaration: “I’m weary, O God. I’m weary and worn out, O God.
2. I’m more ⌞like⌟ a dumb animal than a human being. I don’t ⌞even⌟ have human understanding.
[ TO THE AUDIENCE ]3. I haven’t learned wisdom. I don’t have knowledge of the Holy One.
4. “Who has gone up to heaven and come down? Who has gathered the wind in the palm of his hand? Who has wrapped water in a garment? Who has set up the earth from one end to the other? What is his name or the name of his son? Certainly, you must know!
5. “All of God’s word has proven to be true. He is a shield to those who come to him for protection.
[ TO GOD]6. Do not add to his words, or he will reprimand you, and you will be found to be a liar.
7. “I’ve asked you for two things. Don’t keep them from me before I die:
8. Keep vanity and lies far away from me. Don’t give me either poverty or riches. Feed me ⌞only⌟ the food I need,
[ TO THE AUDIENCE]9. or I may feel satisfied and deny you and say, ‘Who is the Lord?’ or I may become poor and steal and give the name of my God a bad reputation.
Four Kinds of People10. “Do not slander a slave to his master. The slave will curse you, and you will be found guilty.”
11. A certain kind of person curses his father and does not bless his mother.
12. A certain kind of person thinks he is pure but is not washed from his own feces.
13. A certain kind of person looks around arrogantly and is conceited.
Human Bloodsuckers14. A certain kind of person, whose teeth are like swords and whose jaws are ⌞like⌟ knives, devours oppressed people from the earth and people from among humanity.
Four Things That Are Never Satisfied15. The bloodsucking leech has two daughters—“Give!” and “Give!” Three things are never satisfied. Four never say, “Enough!”:
Disrespectful Children—Their Punishment16. the grave, a barren womb, a land that never gets enough water, a fire that does not say, “Enough!”
Four Things of Intrigue17. The eye that makes fun of a father and hates to obey a mother will be plucked out by ravens in the valley and eaten by young vultures.
18. Three things are too amazing to me, even four that I cannot understand:
About the Woman Who Commits Adultery19. an eagle making its way through the sky, a snake making its way over a rock, a ship making its way through high seas, a man making his way with a virgin.
Four Things That Are Intolerable20. This is the way of a woman who commits adultery: She eats, wipes her mouth, and says, “I haven’t done anything wrong!”
21. Three things cause the earth to tremble, even four it cannot bear up under:
22. a slave when he becomes king, a godless fool when he is filled with food,
Four Things That Are Small—Yet Smart and Strong23. a woman who is unloved when she gets married, a maid when she replaces her mistress.
24. Four things on earth are small, yet they are very wise:
25. Ants are not a strong species, yet they store their food in summer.
26. Rock badgers are not a mighty species, yet they make their home in the rocks.
27. Locusts have no king, yet all of them divide into swarms by instinct.
Four Things That Move with Dignity28. A lizard you can hold in your hands, yet it can even be found in royal palaces.
29. There are three things that walk with dignity, even four that march with dignity:
30. a lion, mightiest among animals, which turns away from nothing,
Keep Calm and Quiet31. a strutting rooster, a male goat, a king at the head of his army.
32. If you are such a godless fool as to honor yourself, or if you scheme, you had better put your hand over your mouth.
33. As churning milk produces butter and punching a nose produces blood, so stirring up anger produces a fight.